So Rooney is out of action for a few weeks. Injured during training apparently.
He was complaining yesterday of being bored during the match between Manchester United and Dynamo Kiev earlier this week. Presumably if he gets bored actually playing football it will be even worse when he can't.
So being a kind sort of girl I have been giving some thought to what he might do to entertain himself. There are some great ideas here. And here. And indeed here.
He should think himself lucky really. Think about these poor people, locked away for over a year in an experiment to find out what boredom does to us. If they asked I could tell them - it makes us bored!
According to some, "boredom is the scourge of a self-satisfied society that has reached a certain goal of financial independence".
So Wayne - take a tip from a girl who knows a thing or too. Get yourself a few financial troubles. Maybe some relationship difficulties too. Oh and perhaps upset a few people so they want to give you a hard time.
That should give him something to think about.
Good skils Georgina. Boredom is a state of mind brought on by people having too much done for them. WR is a case in point. I understand that at his stone-clad footballers mansion he has installed his very own barbers shop, complete with hairdresser. Now that is boredom !
ReplyDeleteWonder if the idea of reading a book has struck him ?....Might be difficult in the middle of a match though huh ?
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