Saturday, 31 January 2009

If David Seaman’s Dad Had Worn A Condom We’d Still Be In The World Cup


After Joe Kinnear's "faux pas" earlier this week, referring to Charles N’Zogbia as "Insomnia", the Telegraph has published a list of top 20 football insults.

I heard another good one this week.

What do you call Liverpool without Steven Gerrard?

Stoke.

Wanna hear some more?

"Football is all right as a game for rough girls but is hardly suitable for delicate boys." Oscar Wilde

"When an Italian tells me its pasta on the plate I check under the sauce to make sure." Sir Alex Ferguson.

I have to say I think the best way to deal with insults is to ignore them.

Unless someone calls you Leeds United supporter of course in which case any response is justified.
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