What happened?
Where were the Dutch team we have been watching so far this championship?
Who could possibly have predicted the result this evening?
And how come Hiddink can pull off such a victory given the size of his man-breasts?
Can you imagine the scenes in the Russian camp tonight?
Can Italy pull off four underdog victories out of four tomorrow?
What will my son do with his orange shirt now?
Answers on a postcard please.
