You Know It's Time To Quit When...........

You wonder what the world of football is coming to when:

1. Yet another team goes into administration
2. There are nearly as many players on the subs bench as there are on the pitch
3. There are claims that plans to stage Premiership matches abroad is a way of spreading the English traditions of football when really it is all about money
4. The Plymouth chairman is bad-mouthing our beloved Ollie
   

You know it's time to quit football when:

1. You start dreaming of burgers instead of pies
2. You can't keep quiet during a minute's silence to honour the victims of the Munich Air Disaster
3. You are homesick
   
4. You are Dennis Wise

Fortunately I fall into none of these four categories.