"He's got no skills and walks like Heather Mills"
..... is the chant that has been ringing out on the terraces about Eduardo.
Now this is a girl who is not averse to extracting the urine if you know what I mean. In fact I have been told I am bad for it. By my lover for one.
And I love some of the funny chants fans make up sometimes.
But somehow it seems to become slightly more distasteful when chants are personalised.
I mean how would you feel if you were Andy Hunt?
To the tune of 'When The Saints Go Marching In'...
'Oh Andy Hunt, is good up front,
Oh Andy Hunt is good up front,
He's got a name that rhymes with fanny,
Oh Andy Hunt is good up front'.
He can't help his name after all. (Well actually he could if he was a friend of my son who changed one of his friend's names to "Daddy Fantastic" as his birthday present and now he can't get a job)
Or Sammy Lee when they sang;
'He's fat, he's round,
His arse drags on the ground,
Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee.'
I mean its hardly his fault he was horizontally challenged. (Even if he was a bit of a pie eater).
And as for the suggestion Wayne Rooney can't score goals.......
"He can only score in a brothel
Score in a brothel"
......... well it's just nonsense.
Anyway back to the Eduardo chant. I can see a glimpse of humour way off in the distance but it just doesn't feel funny.
What do you think?
