What a malarkey!
Which according to the dictionary means "insincere, meaningless, or deliberately misleading talk; nonsense".
The malarkey in this case is Mike Mullarkey.
Turned Howard Webb's head he did.
One minute it's a penalty.
The next, Mr Mullarkey is whispering sweet nothings in his ear and it's a penalty and a red card.
Oh and just to ensure there is no doubt, no-one was watching the replay on a telly.
And if they did they definitely didn't inhale so it doesn't count.
