Pussy Galore

There's quite a lot of chit chat going on in the Black Cat camp.

Apparently, Steve Bruce has been spotted strutting his stuff around the streets of Wigan singing this.

Obviously friends and family are doing what they can to make him look his best.

Let's hope it doesn't all end in 'cat'astrophe eh?!

Bruce Force

So it looks as if the new manager of Wigan is going to be Steve Bruce.

Not to be confused with Robert the Bruce. Or Brucie baby. Nor Bruce Lee, Bruce Campbell or Bruce Willis. In fact, don't be confused by any Bruces.

Steve Bruce has been having something of a 'blue' time recently at Birmingham City and is jumping ship before he is forced to walk the plank by Carson Yeung, the prospective new owner . That should cheer him up.

Notable facts about Steve Bruce include a story that in 2004 he was involved in a fight with three men who tried to steal his car. He has also written 3 books called "Sweeper", "Defender" and Striker". I sense a theme...................

Do you think when Steve Bruce signs on the dotted line Dave Whelan will say "This Land Is Your Land"?