Who would ever have thought that the world of football could be likened to Disneyland?
Well Joe Kinnear for a start.
So if Mickey Mouse is a metaphor for referee Martin Atkinson, what other characters might we identify?
Who, for example, might Sam Allardyce be?
Arsene Wenger?
Roy Keane?
Ian Dowie?
And who would I be?
Who else?
