Tuesday, 22 May 2007

Special Offer?


I had a call on my mobile phone at work yesterday.

"Is that Georgina Best?"
"Is this a wind up?"
"Er no, is that Georgina?"
"Er yes"
"This is Leicester City Football Club"
"Are you sure this is not a wind up?"
"No - I am ringing you because you visit the official Leicester City Website". She then went on to explain how they are trying to entice people to purchase 'pay to view" and have a special offer. Viewing until 14th September for just £4.99. No obligation.

No obligation. Also no football it seems to me. I'm not entirely sure when the new season starts and I know there are pre-season friendlies and things but its not the same is it.

Having said that, as invited I did have a look at the packages on the website. At normal prices it is less than £1 per week - about £40 per year. Which if I was a proper fan I think I would consider a pretty good deal, especially as I am unlikely to get to many games. Still being something of a fledgling fan, however, I think I need to continue developing my fanaticism a little more before parting with my money.

Imagine how many Pukka pies I could buy with £40.

Monday, 21 May 2007

Bring Me Sunshine



Morecambe. Home town of Eric Morecambe (who's real name was John Eric Bartholomew). And judging by one of the pages on the town's website a place where other people who like to share side- splittingly funny jokes live.

It is also the town which has spawned Morecambe Football Club, otherwise known as The Shrimps.

What do you mean never heard of them? Well to be fair they have been somewhat obscure. Until now. For the first time in their history they have been promoted to the Football League.

Shrimps of course come in a variety of manifestations, my favourite being the Barretts' version. And as we all know they are also a cure for hayfever.

Personally, I don't think shrimps are the most exciting thing Morcambe has to offer at all. The love life of a cuttle fish is where it is at for me. Bless!

Sunday, 20 May 2007

Fox Tales



There are two types of legend. A foot (work it out!) and a story about supernatural beings or events.

It would be fair to say that there is little legendary about the Leicester City team in recent months. Matty Fryatt and Iain Hume are probably the closest thing they have at the moment.

They do have their past legends though. People like Muzzy Izzet, who played for The Foxes between 1996 and 2004, before moving to Birmingham, although he retired a couple of years later due to injury. Steve Walsh (1986-2000). And not forgetting Gary Lineker (that's him with the man boobs in the picture ), the home grown Leicester star and England player.

Of course, legends are not always about good things. Sometimes infamy can be as enduring.

Saturday, 19 May 2007

Not A Lot Of People Know That

10 things you may or may not know about the FA Cup;










  1. Referees can only referee one FA Cup final in their career (today's referee being Steve Bennett)
  2. The new Wembley Stadium where today's match is being played cost upwards of £750,000,000, almost 4 times as much as Cardiff's Millenium Stadium
  3. It is the oldest football competition in the world
  4. Chelsea and Manchester United are playing for the fourth actual trophy (one was stolen, one given away and the other one is now to fragile to use)
  5. Around 400 million people worldwide will be watching today's match (just think if each of them paid a couple of quid the stadium would be paid for!)
  6. Manchester United is the team that has won the most times - 11 (which makes it Chelsea's turn today I think)
  7. The cup has not been won by a non-English team since 1927 (Cardiff City)
  8. Chelsea and Manchester United have only met once before in the final (1994)
  9. Until 1993 the final was replayed if the scores were drawn at the end of the match. Now an additional 30 mins extra time is played and if still level after that there is a penalty shootout
  10. Tottenham Hotspur are the only non- league team to win the cup (in 1901)
I hope at least some of these were new to you. If not then you are very boring and need to get a life.

Thursday, 17 May 2007

I See White Socks - Where? - Right Over There

There are two famous Neil Warnocks. One is an agent for various top rock bands, including Status Quo, Deep Purple and Motorhead. The other is the erstwhile manager of Sheffield United. At least until yesterday when he resigned. The reason for his resignation is in some dispute, and a romantic link has not been ruled out.

The name Neil Warnock is now being strongly linked with Leicester City Football Club. Despite the attraction of images of large numbers of Foxes' fans playing air guitar in the stands, my guess is that this is probably he of the football world.

Fans discussing him on the message boards have described him as "nasty" arrogant" and "conceited" although many of them also concede that his is a reasonable manager. There also seems some confusion about his name which on occasions is spelt "Warcock" or "Warthog". He does seem to have a knack of p*****g people off, including giving Nigel Worthington a two fingered salute a while back (he's not all bad then).

There is some evidence to back up these allegations. For example, he has some strong views about referees who have sight defects, which seems rather discriminatory to me.

In his favour though he is not flashy. Not for him a Porshe or a Jag. Oh no, he selects a more modest form of transport.

Nor, it would appear, is he a slave to the world of trendy dressing and image consciousness.

Wednesday, 16 May 2007

Oh Where Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?



I don't usually post twice in a day but this was irresistible ..........

Poor Jose. He's in trouble again.

This time it is for obstructing police. Allegedly he has brought his little dog into the country illegally. When police and other officials called at his house, he took the dog outside. Next thing it was gone.

One report describes how the dog warden for the area, one Lee Nash, has been looking for the dog since. He said "I've been patrolling the area since eight o'clock this morning. All I know is that it's a Yorkshire terrier with a red bow. A dog of that size is vulnerable and could fall prey to foxes."

Like one of The Foxes would ever want to harm a Chelsea dog!!

It's Not For Girls



Anyway, there I was sitting the pub last night when I said to my friend Droop "I'm learning about football you know". Once he had managed to suspend his disbelief for a while he said "Alright then, what's the offside rule?". (Revision tip: It is a common trick men use to test women's knowledge and flush out impostors. See here and here).

Ha ha I thought. I know this one (see post 9th March). So I proceeded to tell him, using salt, pepper and vinegar pots which is of course the way. Imagine my horror when instead of the cries of surprise and admiration I expected, Buttercup, who had been listening in, said "That's the old rule. The new rule is two players including the goalkeeper not two plus the goalie between the opposition player and the goal". "That's right" joins in Droop, looking very relieved that he can now unsuspend his disbelief because I have clearly been making the whole thing about learning football up.

"And they have changed the rule about being level now too" adds Buttercup. Oh god - now I'm out of my depth. "Oh have they" I said, trying my most charming smile "I didn't know that. I'm still learning you see". What I was thinking of course was "B******s".

So on the way home I spoke to my lover (on my handsfree of course). " What's the offside rule?" I said. He explained it.

"Just two players including the goalkeeper then not as well as".
"Yes"
"But two plus the goalie used to be the old rule"
"Yes"
"How come you didn't tell me when I described it before"
"I was confused by the sauce"

I mean, with advisers like this and the other 3 people I checked it with (yes Sandi, Hanif and Rupert you know who you are), who needs enemies?

Yorkie 1 Street Cred 0

Tuesday, 15 May 2007

Its Not All Doom And Gloom















We have had a few serious days on this blog haven't we. Thought today we should have a bit of fun. Hope these bring a smile to your face.

Monday, 14 May 2007

Balls!


Today we are going to think about something that is fundamental to the game of football. The football itself.

It is the sort of thing that can easily be taken for granted. After all it is just a ball. Or is it?

The FA has clear rules about the size, shape, materials, level of inflation and weight. Most modern footballs are made of 32 panels of leather or plastic, although there are variations on this. For example there is a 50 panel ball that increases flight time. The Nike Total 90 Aerow has rings intended to aid goalkeepers to determine the spin on the ball. There is even a prediction that in 2010, a newly shaped football will be in use which will have 92 leather flaps, the majority of which will be triangles and the rest will be squares and octagons.

80% of association footballs are made in a place called Sailkot, in Pakistan. Until 1997 this largely relied upon child labour. Following a campaign by activists in 1996 during the European cup, however, this situation was challenged, resulting in the Atlanta Agreement. Now no child under the age of 15 should be involved in the production of footballs.

Of course not everyone is lucky enough to have a proper football to play with. Despite football being a passion amongst people, especially children, all over the world, some have to be satisfied with a makeshift version.

Humbling isn't it.

Sunday, 13 May 2007

Sit Down Shut Up


There is an interesting debate raging at the moment on the LCFC message site "Talking Balls". The start of the thread, by a fan called Floppus, talks about his experience at the last match of the season, Leicester v Wolves. In essence he is a 61 year old man with a degree of disability (he walks with a stick), who for understandable reasons expects to be in a safe environment when he goes to support his team, home or away. He also has a not unreasonable expectation that he will be treated with dignity.

At the recent match referred to there were apparently a significant number of Wolves fans in the main stand. The issue was that some of them were apparently openly goading and abusing Foxes fans, what Foppus describes as "clearly in breach of the normally accepted code of conduct expected these days at football grounds".

The subsequent responses are mixed. Some totally agree with him and feel this should be formally notified to the club as a complaint or at least brought to their attention. Others take a more pragmatic view, which is essentially that LCFC fans would have done the same in similar circumstances.

I can't remember if I have said this before but one of the things that really struck me when I went to watch Barnsley v Leicester last month, was that although there were songs and chants about teams and individuals, and some quite cheeky responses directed at the opposition fans (for example singing "Sit down, shut up" when Barnsly had a near miss), it was more like tough banter than fuelled by hatred or aggression. This was certainly in contrast to my earlier, albeit brief, experience of the terraces, where it really felt like threats were meant and indeed were sometimes carried through (see previous post for more info on football violence).

I had concluded that much of this hatred and aggression has more recently been channeled into a ritualised goading rather than a genuine attempt to provoke and justify violence. What the debate referred to above made me reflect upon was firstly exactly where the line between the two lies and secondly that there is a degree of fragility in the current situation where peace has largely broken out in football grounds. There remains a certain tension around just where the differentiation between appropriate banter and offensive and provocative comments and behaviours is, since it clearly lies in different places for different people.

If you are a man of 61 who walks with a stick you are probably fairly unlikely to respond to inappropriate behaviour with violence. Far more likely you will simply stop going to matches which would be a travesty and a return to the days when many people did not feel safe to stand on the terraces. On the other hand if you are someone that does not take a slight easily, even if you did not arrive with violent intent, there could be enough provocation to create self-justifying anger and consequently an anti-social response.

Another twist in this particular debate was that the alleged abusers seemed to have been corporately hosted visitors, which some commentators consider (perhaps not unreasonably) carries particular expectations about behaviour and respect.

The anger on this occasion is firmly directed at the club and the stewards for not upholding these required standards of behaviour, and a sense that because these guests were corporate guests and therefore have a considerable business value they were allowed to get away with things ordinary fans would not have been.

Of course this then also has echos of some of the sociological issues referred to in yesterday's post between football as a traditionally working class game and its 'theft' by the middle classes.

Its a conundrum for sure. Still I guess Foxes fans will simply have to get used to The Walkers Stadium being a magnet for corporate hospitality. It's known as The Crisp Bowl in some circles and is clearly a great place to party.

Victim of our own success then perhaps!!