Sunday, 26 October 2008

What A Relief

You know that feeling when you are busting for a wee?

I mean really really busting.

And you have to wait absolutely ages to find a loo (unless you are a boy, where you have the luxury of find a quiet spot out of the limelight and pretending you are inspecting the brickwork)

Then when you do finally get relief it's the most wonderful feeling.

Or what about when you have a really big spot, and have been waiting for days for it to get really ripe, until it eventually goes 'pop'?

Or get to finally scratch an itch that has been bugging you for ages?

Well I kind of imagine that's how players and fans of Tottenham are feeling today.

Big changes at the top overnight. Their first win of the season.

I guess they are hoping that now they have got Harry to help with the toileting arrangements, (metaphorically speaking), the rest of us might stop taking the p***!


Mosher said...

Hmm. How many games did it take for us to get a win under Keegan this year? That was like getting really desperate and then running into the loo... and then the guy next to you staring at your willy so you just can't go.

For weeks.

areallaticfromthesouth said...

Naughty girl LOL

areallaticfromthesouth said...

Mosher - move to the other end... or wait LOL

Derek said...

Should the young lady be plying her trade in Europe.
After all she is incontinent!