I am Detective Georgina Best.
At your service.
My mission?
To get to the bottom of a mysterious crime.
Why would the mother and mother-in-law of one of the best paid players in English football go shoplifting?
Short of money? Seems unlikely.
For a laugh? I can think of funnier things to do.
Confused perhaps? Possibly. I mean if you were going to shoplift wouldn't you pick somewhere a bit more up market that Tesco?
Well now I can reveal what really happened.
Rumour has it this man is in the pay of one Sir Alex Ferguson.
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