Friday, 27 March 2009

Collar And Cuffs

I am Detective Georgina Best.

At your service.

My mission?

To get to the bottom of a mysterious crime.

Why would the mother and mother-in-law of one of the best paid players in English football go shoplifting?

Short of money? Seems unlikely.

For a laugh? I can think of funnier things to do.

Confused perhaps? Possibly. I mean if you were going to shoplift wouldn't you pick somewhere a bit more up market that Tesco?

Well now I can reveal what really happened.

Rumour has it this man is in the pay of one Sir Alex Ferguson.

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