Wednesday, 18 March 2009

Spit Happens

In a surprise move, the FA are to issue new pitch-side equipment.

An FA spokesman said;

"Spitting is the great untalked about in football. But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.We want to provide the means for people to spit with dignity. And to avoid the odd misunderstanding"

I'm sure it'll work.

Aren't you?

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