Monday, 8 June 2009

Fe Fi Fo Fum

Yesterday afternoon I was here drinking a pint of this.

After a while my lover and I got chatting to a man at a nearby table.

Turns out he is a season ticket holder for Manchester City.

All was going well. We talked about the new owners, the money the club has to spend, Sparky's Spark (or rather lack of), Gareth Barry, Robhino, Eastlands and of course how the ManUre have no fans living in Manchester.

But then he said a terrible thing.

For when I said how lucky they were to be likely to sign Tevez, he suggested his only use will be as a Troll at the ground to keep the kids in order!

You can so go off people.

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