Sunday, 7 June 2009

I Baptise This Child In The Name Of ..................

I was asked recently it I am any relation to George Best.

"It has been suggested", I replied, "that I am his love child".

Naming your child after a famous footballer is apparently all the rage.

Not that I have any plans for further childbearing myself you understand.

But a grandmother may be able to have some influence.

Gordon or Gary aren't that exciting .

I quite fancy Matty.

Or I could do worse than have a grandson called Muzzy ...... izzit?

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