Friday, 11 September 2009

Dream On

I have an eye for an opportunity.

How does that work?

Well clearly, Capello wants to ensure his players are not distracted when he needs them to focus on the world cup.

So I'm thinking of offering my services as a chaperone.

All in the name of supporting the boys of course.

And if I were to find myself in such a position.

And if I was allocated to chaperone Posh and Becks.

Imagine how much fun I could have slapping his legs if he so much as cast a lustful look in her direction.

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