Friday, 12 March 2010

There's Only One Alan Shearer

I became of fan of Paul Doyle today.

He writes for The Guardian, for a series called "Small Talk", and his article today was an interview with none other than that Newcastle legend, Alan Shearer.

What was interesting was that it gave me some new insights into the man.

Firstly, I have had confirmed my deepest, darkest suspicion that he has no sense of humour.

Secondly, I have discovered the reason behind his one-dimensional personality.

Apparently, it is because he had no interest in childish things.

He just played football.

So lets recap.

Limited personality. No sense of humour.

What's he got going for him?

Well, I suppose he can play football.

1 comment:

Derek said...

At least he is a person the younger generation can look up to.
Unlike Ashley Cole and John Terry to name but two.
How many more can you think of Georgie?