Hey listen!
Have I got some news for you.
Talk about a scoop. I've got the hottest story around.
And I'm pretty sure I'm the first one to be breaking it.
Wayne Rooney got married today!
There - told you it was good.
In a top secret wedding - probably one of the best kept secrets of this century - he married his childhood sweetheart Coleen.
The event was a very low key, low budget affair and the couple insisted upon no publicity.
As a special nuptial gift, and by way of recompense for knocking England out of the European tournament, Croatia sent their own special gift of a very satisfying German defeat.
Can't wait to see how long it takes the rest of the world to catch up with that one.
1 comment:
I heard somewhere they'd cancelled the butterflys ?
CF
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