Ulrikaka

Have you been watching Celebrity Big Brother?

I know - it's sad and I should get a life.

But you know how it is. 9pm comes and I find myself drawn into the latest shenanigans.

I have a view about all of the one way or the other but the most irritating person in there has to be Ulrika.

Or Ulrikaka as she is known on shooting stars.

Which of course brings us neatly to one of the big stories of the day.

One hundred million pounds!!??

What planet have we landed on please.

Anyway back to Ulrika.

You know what they say;

She's football crazy She's football mad There's no one in the football world Ulrika hasn't had.

Apart from me of course.