Pie In The Sky

So "Special K" is not going to have Alan Shearer as his assistant.

But he has said that Shearer could play a "worthwhile role"

Which has got this girl to thinking.

I wonder what that role will be.

There is no doubt that having Shearer on board would have distinct advantages. Every city needs a legend and for Newcastle, Shearer is one of them.

But how to include him..........

Well I have some ideas.

What about club minstrel? After all he's got music in his soul.

Or choir leader. He does seem to have the gift inspiring others musically.

Of course, that sort of thing might not be enough for those in whom he inspires passion and emotion. Whether positive or negative.

And if all else fails, he could always make the pies