Wednesday, 5 March 2008

Gadzukes!


Zikes! Holy handballers Batman!

Those daring crusaders fought off the world last night. The Mancunian Devils nibbled french fancies until they were just crumbs. And The Gunners blew those spaghetti-eating soccer boys out of the water.

But hang on. Counfounding Foxes and Oily Ollyisms! We took our eye of the batball for too long. While we were watching those Europeans take a pounding, our arch enemy, The Joker, was making mischief at The Walkers. 1 -0 to Preston.

This is going to take more than a swift getataway in the batmobile.

And as if there isn't enough dastardly duplicity, I have discovered where one of our other enemies is storing his boots.

In the dingy depths of Fulham something smells fishy. The Penguin is back.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Indeed. And a fine mess it all is too. Thought football was wonderful last night. Disagreed with all the commentaters who said Man UTD "scraped" through. Thought they played within themselves. As for the arse....they were as hot as I've seen them.

It's no wonder the passage from Championship to Prem is so tortuous. The highest division in English football now completely dominates eurupe. What chances an all-prem final ?

JVIP

Georgina Best said...

Jumping jelly babies. You could be right!