10 Headlines you would like to see tomorrow morning but probably won't:
"Blatter sacked as he is carried off screaming by half a dozen men in white coats"
"Leicester City fans have been victims of hypnosis and have woken to find their team's relagation was all a terrible dream"
"Capello says introducing women to the England team is the key to success"
"Ashley Cole comes out of the closet and declares undying love for John Terry"
"All speculation ended as Cristiano Renaldo makes up his mind"
"Peter Crouch really is a robot"
"Fergie in shock resignation as he heads off to rescue Leicester City"
"It's a miracle. The blind have been healed. Wenger can see!"
"Dunlop release new umbrella in the shape of Steve Mclaren's face"
"Pearson announces new second in command at Leicester. A knowledgeable Foxette by the name of Georgina Best"
1 comment:
My dream headline
"Jordon collapses at Swindon's opening game with excitement. It took four St. John's Ambulance men to carry her to the ambulance, two a-breast."
Post a Comment